Amy has some dirt on me and every time she wants to tease me she brings up the dirt. Well, one Christmas when Alex was about 6 he asked me to make lawn critters to celebrate the holiday. We decided on an ocean theme. We made fish, sharks and a Christmas squid. It all looked great to Alex and I and we were very proud.
Soon after our display went up our neighbor asked why we had a Christmas penis in our yard. It was a happy waving Christmas squid! Amy concurred that my squid looked like a penis.
I removed him and tried to change the shape but Amy just laughed at me and said that I just had a small Christmas penis in my yard now. I retired the squid and will never live it own.
Poor Christmas Squid!
posted by Andrea
No comments:
Post a Comment